I will never get over the fact that three twelve-year-olds decided to not shun their friend when his dark, taboo, secret was revealed and instead did everything that they could to help him, including breaking the law and risking their lives because he was their friend and their brother and nothing changed that.
(via hogwartskidsproblems)Posted on September 3, 2014 at 12:34 AM
Posted on September 3, 2014 at 12:32 AM
We freed them…but at what cost?
Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
Not all of them
(Source: , via dirtygummybears)Posted on September 3, 2014 at 12:31 AM
Posted on September 3, 2014 at 12:28 AM
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way
(via dirtygummybears)Posted on September 3, 2014 at 12:28 AM
Posted on September 3, 2014 at 12:27 AM
“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record?
I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now.
Your chickens are nuts.
I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion.
(via percyjackson-thehero)Posted on September 3, 2014 at 12:27 AM