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chrissymodi-frost:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.

TRUTH^

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Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:33 PM
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Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:32 PM
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colinsbulge:

okiidoke:

whysollux:

 

gophrr:

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

image

#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

Oh my god

Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler

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Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:32 PM
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tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

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Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:31 PM
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moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

image

what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month

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Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:31 PM
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thisshitfunny:

bonjourbitches:

This is my motivational poster

Tony Stark doesn’t even have superpowers 

thisshitfunny:

bonjourbitches:

This is my motivational poster

Tony Stark doesn’t even have superpowers 

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Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:31 PM
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how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

oeshka:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration

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Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:30 PM
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keeskeren:

Cursed child with a Cursed Fate

keeskeren:

Cursed child with a Cursed Fate

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Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:30 PM
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simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

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Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:30 PM
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Posted on September 18, 2014 at 7:30 PM
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